The question was, "I go in there?" Like, I really want to, but I'm afraid you'll say "No."
One of his favorite games is "Chicken in the butt." He (or John) picks a bunch of grass and then he throws it at a chicken.
When you hit a chicken in the butt with a bunch of grass, she squawks and flutters around most impressively. And then you get to yell," Chicken in the butt!"